Part 109 - Twitter

I miss twitter-ing.

Too bad in UIA I can’t access to it.

Bloody Internet connection.

Grr..

I don’t want to treat facebook as twitter.

It’d be very weird.

Every few minutes I update my status.

Grr..

Alright Afifah Noah, now u need to focus study ur beloved chem.

xx

Part 108 – 2 Girls,1 guy and a clinic.

ALRIGHT.. This post might contain A LOT of vulgar words. Beware!

Ok.. On 27th Sept 2009 @ 2am, Afifah, Muzifah and Musadique were caught by a guard due to a report made by 3 cocksuckers of UIA. The butt licking ass kicking shitheads creature on earth. I shall name them as :

1. Fuck face

2. Son of a bitch

3. Butthead.

I hate people who like to engage to other people’s business whilst they have nothing – nada - zero to do with it..!! Who the fuck are they to have the right to spy and pry on us!?? And besides that, we just have this occasional meet not like we’re dating or having threesome! Gosh.. Go suck each others balls la weiii!!!

Just because we’re in this

‘OH-SO-CALLED-GOOD-AND-RELIGIOUS-UNIVERSITY’,

YOU have the right to fuck with us? IS IT?? God forbid!! These kinds of puppets need to stop the act and be themselves!!! Goshh…

JUST BECAUSE IT’S THE FREAKING U-I-A!!!!!!

I seriously sympathize them. They have to act pious and a total suck up to the system here esp to the GUARDS. WHAT THE FARK ?? THE GUARDS!!?? >__>

I personally think :

1. They don’t have the love from their parents. That’s why they’re acting like total bastards and suck up to the guards.

2. They’re currently living in the 14th century whilst we’re now in 21st century!!! Hell-o, MOVE FORWARD PLEASE!!!~

3. They’re lonely, pathetic and desperate to have girlfriends. So, Since they don’t have one, they’re on a mission to ruin other people’s awesome and fantabolous life.

Ok, I admit that chit chatting until late at night while you’re having exam the next day isn’t the smartest thing to do but you could at least tell us straight to our faces rather than report it to the guard. It’s not like we’re gonna eat you up, well maybe I’ll end up wallop you until people can’t recognize you anymore.. But SERIOUSLY!!??? Report to the guard!?? Don’t you have any other ‘brightest idea’ ??

Oh yea.. I also think they’re not man enough / no dicks perhaps since they can’t face us. Instead, they were looking at us in front of the LY entrance. GO SUCK BALLS!! SHAME ON YOU!! PUSSY!!!

If they’re man enough, they would came with the guard..!

Well, I could see this one fellow, the fuck face I would like to call it. The silhouette only though (Curly hair, wear glasses, quite plumpy). And there was other 2 guys, Both are short. PENISLESS!!!

We were having ‘a little’ row with the guard. In the end, a van was called in and brought us back to ZC. The guard knocked on the principal’s house. FORTUNATELY, it was late at night so OBVIOUSLY she was asleep already. The guard was about to call her phone.. But then, we settled it OUTSIDE of her house, at the sofa. TURNED OUT he was just acting!! Just to satisfied the SOBs. The guard himself admit that it was just a small matter since they were THREE (3) of us and bsides, it’s 2 GIRLS AND A GUY. Not the other way around.. And we weren’t doing anything shameful or illegal there..!! He told us, we’re lucky to have him and not the other 2 strict guards ( aka Hashim The ‘Devil’ and this one other dude)

So… He let us go back to our rooms, WITHOUT any compound!! Pheww..~ If not, I’ll have 3 compound in a sem! Isn’t that awesome!?? Or is it too little for me? LOL.

That’s the drama for a week. And I bet more to come!!!

Ps : The 3 of us are related.. ISN’T THAT AWESOME!!??? ;D

Part 107 – Take Back

My words… I am blogging now though it’s not even 2 weeks as now, I have ‘study’ time of 2 days before my next paper, the most anticipated and intrigued subject of all time – chemistry. *exaggerate much* Bleghh..

Anyway… Lemme tell you what happened to my maths paper today. I think the lecturer who will marked my paper will hung himself/herself  cause it was a disaster I tell you!

I just pray that I don’t have to repeat the subject next sem. Pray for me people!!!!! :D

Now, After lazing my ass in front of the lappy.. I have to study chem like fuck, or else… I see Chem1 waving at me for Sem2!! Grrr…

Pray for me people!!! ;DD

Part 107 - before

I forget.. lemme remind u that :
'THIS' person is such a lame-o and a desperate bastard who thinks 'IT' is sooo awesome.
Oh, did I mention that IT used to be such a fucking retard ??? Yesss... A total loser FULL STOP!

Ps : needs to stop making negative remarks. BAD BAD.
GOOD LUCK AFIFAH ON UR EXAM

Part 106 – Announcement …

Afifah will be blogless for about 2 weeks due to her final exam.

PS : she will needs A LOT of good luck in the world starting on :

24th sept – 5th oct

xoxo

 

Part 105 – What If we’re boring?

Soo.. I just finished watching GG S3. =D

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I loveeeeee Blair’s dress.. The floral one. Soo pwettieee..!!!

I can’t wait for the next episode!! :D

Their cover in Elle magazine!! GORGEOUS!!

-xoxo-

Part 104 – OH MY GOD

First and foremost, Kanye West is a great artist but he’s a total dog. His songs are nice but not his attitude. He always create mess during award shows.. Especially at VMA. Like hell-o!! Why you have to ruin other people spotlight ? Don’t you have enough spotlight already??? Gosshh.. Attention seeker much!! He’s just being rude to Taylor Swift. He shouldn’t take her spotlight. Afterall, it was HER TIME TO SHINE. Gooshh.. And said that to her ? Oh my god!!!! Totally totally unacceptable.

Look at her.. She was like ‘Urmm.. What the fuck are you doing, Kanye? Give me the freaking mic..!!’

‘Whatever Kanye.. I still got the award’ 

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Another thing is .. *drumrolls please*

GOSSIP GIRL SEASON 3

Aren’t ALL of them look FANTABALOUS!! and OH OH look!! finally Vanessa is in the pic!! LOL. I’m currently downloading it. But it’s oh so so slow..!! Grrr..

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My deepest condolence goes to THE SWAYZE’S

He was a very talented actor and a dancer.I remember watching Ghost and fell in love with him. I was still young that time. Hehe..

He died of Pancreatic Cancer at the age of 57.

REST IN PEACE

PATRICK SWAYZE

1952 - 2009 

Part 103 – And so the hols begin

and time to hit the books.

NUR AFIFAH MOHD NOAH REALLY REALLY NEEDS TO HIT THE BOOKS LIKE NOW.. NO MORE PROCASTINATING!!

Well, today I did do Cramer’s Rule. Oh em Gee.. It was quite easy.. not like Gauss-Jordan. Grrr…

Anyway Anywho Anyhow.. I can’t wait for the rest of the Noahs to come down on 19th. I know they can’t wait too especially Mazni though I know she won’t admit it. LOL

Together we can study mazni!! WOOHOOO.. Now that was lame.. =.=

Izinkan aku kecup keningmu

Izinkan aku peluk dirimu

Izinkan aku hadir didalam mimpimu

betapa aku cinta padamu

betapa aku ingin dirimu

Part 102 - Hakiku

Saya rindu gigi putih awak tuu

senyum lah lagi

Gelak lah lagi

xoxo

Lesson 101

TODAY.. I WOULD LIKE TO WISH THE SEPTEMBER BABIES :

A HAPPY HAPPY AWESOME FANTASTICO BIRTHDAY!!!!

<< The Panda, Wazien.

  <<< The Sleepyhead, Issow

<< Haziq

               << you’re in my blog, isn’t that AWESOME??

            << rumetku, HAFIZAH RASHIDI!! cintaku!!

I’M VOTING 4 YOU Zamir Ze Twitter!!

I miss you Tiger!! Rawwrr!! come back fast fast !!

FAZLIN!!! MEETING THEE AT WORLD STAGE = AWESOME.!!

I have to take ur FB Pic akraem. :p

AND To others such as : EDORIA , FAIZ HALIM , SHELLA , MUQQY !! , Miss RAJNI!!! , Gerald*tuckshop* , Valerie, Syukri my doraemon!!! and all of you SEPTEMBER-ITIS!!!!

-xoxo-

The 100th Post

I thought I’m gonna celebrate the survival of my baby with sparkles and glitters. But, I am sick. I have sore throat, flu and fever. Isn’t that a purrfect combo? I mean, here I am on my LAST WEEK of 1st sem and then BOOOOM!! I got sick.

So, I went to IIUM clinic. Can you imagine that the doctor was there all along watching tv ??? I mean, COME ON!! Do your job doc! Not watching tv. Thank god there were only 2 patients. Me and this one girl. He gave me 3 pills [panadols, cough pill, and flu pills (polaramine)] Then he gave me TIME SLIP. I don’t know what the hell that was while I asked for him a MC. So what in the name of only God knows what is TIME SLIP ?

Then I went to TILAWAH CLASS to do my HAFAZAN. Yess. Ustazah was kind enough to give me the surahs that I know. and that was the end of TILAWAH CLASS SEM 1 (09/10) for NUR AFIFAH MOHD NOAH. NGEEEE..~

I’m so so tired and the flu pill is finally effective causing me to be drowsy. Toodles bloggie dearie. Mama gonna sleep.

xoxo.

Part 99 – oh my lord

Sometimes I think that Muslims in Malaysia are stupid (Though I am one.. but I dont think I’m stupid).

Here we are proud of the ‘1MALAYSIA’ concept while I think that we basically didn’t do anything to make that vision comes true. We all just blurt out what we think it’s good for the vision but where’s the action, People?

Hurmm.. I think the cow head incident was one of them.. Is it?

Haihz.. I’m embarrassed of being a muslim in malaysia. Here we are, thinking that after 52nd years of independence.. We are harmonious with other cultures and races. Familiar with the ‘1malaysia’. Familiar with the ‘mixed race’ concept. But how often do we practice that concept ?

Here.. Lemme give you one example : the cow head incident.

This is not the vision we’re seeing for Malaysia after 52nd years of independence. What in the name do possess ‘them’ to act in that way? I mean, it’s even a big issue when you think of it. Seriously..

We have to respect other religions in Malaysia. We have to tolerate with one another. Isn’t that all in ‘1malaysia’??

And then, there’s the case where the citizens are acting in barbaric way. I mean, we are all malays and muslims. We should negotiate in Islamic way. Where we agree to talk and sit down in one place. Not throwing chairs and shoes, and cursing at one another. If we all do that way, when is it gonna end? We’re encouraging the people to be more uncivilized. And they’re the elderly.. and we should make them as our role models? Pfft..~ My arse if that’s the case.

 

Part 98 – 8%

OH SHIT. my baby is now 8% before he completely D-E-A-D. Guacamoley! I HOPE MY BABY CAN MAKE IT THROUGH ANOTHER DAY!!! I need you oh so so badly my baby.. Please.. don’t disappoint mama.. Tomorrow Is the day which I have to TURN you ON for twenty foh hours..!! So, baby… behave ok??

Gosh.. now I sound like a mad girl. huhuhu..

Oryt.. So let’s dish about something shall we??

Oh oh oh!!! This just in! turn out that ‘homo sapien’ is a smoker. Oshkosh Mygosh!! It’s bad for his health and his fertility u knoww!?? I can imagine him taking a puff out of a ciggy.. Woo.. I tell you, msti quite attractive kan ? Heee… Sheesh..!! I can’t believe I just blurted that out!! Oh shit oh shit!! KANTOI!! Heeeeee…~

I don’t know why.. But it seems that I can’t open my facebook. GARGHH..! Whut’s this ??? Hmm..~ Another thing to blame UIA ?? HEHEHE.. NOO NOO.. My post today won’t be about UIA / anti-UIA.

Soooo.. I HOPE my uncle can come very very early to take me back so I can charge my baby.. And I really hope that Nani is in the house when I got back cause like, if she’s not in the house, then how can I enter ?? I don’t have the keys and the card. HMMM..~ how nani.. how ??

If only I didn’t forget my charger..~ Haihzz.. no use of bringing up the past.

Haihz bloggie dearie mearie.. There’s a lot I wanna post.. but but but.. I think I’m gonna continue it tomorrow.

Tata sayang

Part 97 – They make Afifah goes bad

WHY OH WHY WE  CAN’T GO TO BEP’S CONCERT ??

I GOTTA FEELING…~

UUU…UUU…~

I mean, not like we’re gonna drink the alcohol *God forbid* though it’s ARTHUR’S DAY !!

TO ARTHUR!!!

Nyeeh..

I WANNA GET LOOSE AND DANCE TO ALL THEIR SONGS!!

PARTY ALL THE TIME IS AWESOME!! AND SO DOES THE REST OF THEIR SONGS. =[

AND OF COURSE I WANNA SEE MISS FERGIE!! THE HOTTIE!!

AND MOTO MOTO (WILL.I.AM) MIAAOOWWW~

Oh well… I just hope that AAR and BLG are confirmed to perform in MALAYSIA!!! WOOOOT WOOOOT!!! and by that time, I will be in Malaysia.. NOT brunei.

By that time, I’ll be heels over head on TYSON RITTER (Yeaaaaaaaaaahhh…~) and NICK WHEELER

and for BLG definitely MARTIN JOHNSON (Babyy..~) Paul DiGiovanni *drools*

gosh gosh.. I soo need to stop obsessing over them.

 

If we could party all night

and sleep all day

and throw all of my problems away

my life would be easy

 

Part 96 – Let your guard down.

AFIFAH IS GOING TO BE PHONELESS FOR A WEEK !!! WELL..MAYBE FOR 4 DAYS.. MAX!! But still.. phoneless is still a phoneless..

So, lappie.. Once the battery has gone to 0%, I’ll be dependant on you more.. kekeke

So, my fellow friends.. I’m sorry if I didn’t reply to any of your msges. I’ll soon be phone dependant once I find the charger. kekeke..~ Oryt fine!! ON FRIDAY THEN!! Hmphh..!!~

and btw, MDM SHAHIDAH commented on what I wore to buy food in cafe. I MEAN.. COME ON!! IT’S ONLY AT THE CAFE I WEAR LIKE THAT. UNLESS I WEAR SOMETHING THAT IS OH SO REVEALING!! AND SHE SAID, CAN SEE THE CONTOUR OF MY BODY. A TOTAL FUDGINGNESS. WHEN I WAS AT THE CAFE. I NOTICED THERE ARE ALSO OTHER GIRLS WHO WORE CLOTHES JUST LIKE ME. THEN WHY THE HELL AREN’T THEY GET COMPOUNDED OR TALKED ABOUT ? WHY IS IT ME ? I KNOW I’M OH SO MARVELOUS TO BE IN THIS PLACE AND THAT I AM TOO AWESOME BUT PLEASE… DON’T YOU GIRLS HAVE OTHER BETTER THINGS TO DO BESIDES ADMIRING ME ?? GEEZ.. GET A LIFE PPL.. AND I MEAN IT. ESPECIALLY TO SHAHIDAH SAID.

I thought my post today won’t be ‘Anti-UIA’ but that bloody woman totally screwed the post. So yess.. MAHALLAH ZAINAB JAHSYI HEAD AND ASS OF DISCIPLINE ARE TOTAL SLUTS. AND THAT INCLUDES SHAHIDAH SAID TOO !!

*pants* I SOO NEED TO STOP TALK ABOUT BAD THINGS ABOUT UIA.

Give me some loving UIA !!!!! GIVE MAMA SOME SUGAR!!